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Brandon Phoenix was born in Arizona, lived in Texas, and moved to Washington with his wife after college, living in Seattle and having a kid. Bad at impressions, and a terrible musician, Brandon's greatest accomplishments are his wife and child, and a mostly green lawn. Brandon is survived by his wife Emily, daughter Ada, dog Gus, and cat The Cat. Brandon is not dead; bio's just read like obituaries to him.

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